Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; i thought the same seems unlikely tho... but let me rephrase then is he at fin? or is his dragon? also, if ur a mom then maybe u will appreciate th purchase i just made gd *minivan*.
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; on a train, hm guess that could be fun... idk unlikely cuz i txtd him a few hours ago n it aint been read but w/e maybe theyre in it for the long haul or sumthin
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS look at this bitchin van image.jpeg !!! it can seat 8 in total talk bout fucken crazy!
Shine: Don't let Silence here you say that because she's on an anti public sex mission and no one will be spared. Shine: NICE that's a whole team! More if you can get Alcheme to shrink people
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; sex hotel or not ppl gon fuck wher ppl gon fuck but ill keep my mouth shut i dont need to hear about sex cauldrons nmore
rite! ... omfg i didnt even think o that!!! i was going 2 see if intensity could gadgeteer my bikes and my chariots 2 it make a gd transformer or sumthin but now i kinda want 2 just use it as is for a bit u up 4 a ride?
Yeeeeah. I'm kind of hoping we get Uneno Park, because that place is nice even when it's not real, but there are a couple of places I can go, real or not. And just driving around with a bunch of friends will be fun too.
[ i'm assuming it's got the music app on it, since no radio, but if not d.va can connect her phone to it and use the music app that way. EITHER, LET THERE BE TUNES! ]
I'll definitely be taking it slow around any of the actual buildings, because people come and go around them pretty often, but... yeah... [ she hadn't thought about that. ]
Sponsored by Mountain Dew® & Doritos®; i jst wntd 2 aplogze 4 earlr it was a knejrk raction n im srry i shuda jst left lik u askd u dnt hve 2 rspnd r nythng bt i jst wantd 2 sy as much
[ Nested in this envelope are the following pictures (all from within the dorm):
Angel and Shogun draped over each other in the sleepover room
Gadget surrounded by her snack pile
Shark working on her bird robot assistant
Duality asleep in the common room with a cat using him as a pillow
Jason playing Candyland
]
Honeydew,
We received your letters and pictures in the previous batch of fanmail. Gadget was grateful. Only you could be still looking after the kids all the way from Hellsalem's lot.
Since you have been gone, Shark has also been transferred. I'm hoping this mail system will be able to reach her as well though I don't trust anything the producers gave us with a ten-foot pole. I will let you know the results.
As for the latest unit gossip, it appears Angel and Shogun are now a thing. Among a variety of other relationships that have sprung up like daisies that would probably drive you to drink. Great for ratings though. FiN has never had so many late night visitors. You probably escaped just in time to spare your sanity and blood pressure.
Otherwise the unit is doing as well as it can in your absence.
My regards to you and yours. Except Zapp. Tell him to fuck off.
Intensity
[ There was a P.S. here that was blotted out aggressively with the same colored pen, making whatever was written there illegible. ]
day 143.
its dva
dont mean 2 bother u but
like
do u kno wher intensity is?
[ she is currently outside fin. confused. con...cerned...??? ]
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b: I'm not his mom.
b: I'm Silence's mom.
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seems unlikely tho...
but let me rephrase then
is he at fin? or is his dragon?
also, if ur a mom
then maybe u will appreciate th purchase i just made
gd *minivan*.
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Shine: How is it unlikely?
Shine: He's not here right now but tell me more about THE MINIVAN
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guess that could be fun...
idk
unlikely cuz i txtd him a few hours ago
n it aint been read but w/e
maybe theyre in it for the long haul or sumthin
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
look at this bitchin van
image.jpeg !!!
it can seat 8 in total
talk bout fucken crazy!
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Shine: NICE that's a whole team! More if you can get Alcheme to shrink people
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ppl gon fuck wher ppl gon fuck
but ill keep my mouth shut
i dont need to hear about sex cauldrons nmore
rite!
...
omfg
i didnt even think o that!!!
i was going 2 see if intensity could gadgeteer my bikes and my chariots 2 it
make a gd transformer or sumthin
but now i kinda want 2 just use it as is for a bit
u up 4 a ride?
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[ eventually she's going to roll up to the café in her bubblegum pink minivan. ]
[ HONK HONK! ]
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Thanks for the lift! Hi! Grabbed you a drink.
[hands over a second coffee]
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[ takes the drink for a sip and then unlocks the doors and drops it into the cup holder. ]
Get in~ [ and take a look around. ]
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Let's ride!
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I can't wait to fill this thing with people and take a road trip somewhere.
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You got it~!
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Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
CEO: I need you to come to the Game Tower.
CEO: So I can win a bet.
Re: Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
Re: Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
Re: Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
Shine: On my way.
Re: Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
CEO: Shine.
CEO: SHINE.
CEO: Give me like ten minutes to prepare!!!
Re: Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
Re: Day 187 - or sometime during the mistletoe game
CEO: See you in ten.
day 196, late.
it was a knejrk raction n im srry
i shuda jst left lik u askd
u dnt hve 2 rspnd r nythng
bt i jst wantd 2 sy as much
Re: day 196, late.
Re: day 196, late.
or a burgr?
i hv bn knwn 2 b abl 2 mke sum gd fud
Re: day 196, late.
Re: day 196, late.
dis is how i nrmly type
(❤ฺ→艸←)
i can type like a normal person,
but it just takes soooo muuuuuch loooonger
i lik typng lik dis instd
Re: day 196, late.
Re: day 196, late.
cuz i thnk i mght als b a lil drnk
y i k e s
srry ur dealn w/ tht rn
u rly cuda usd tht slep...
bt a rainck is fine by me
jst ht me up w/e
nd ill treat u 2 my mastrful sklz
Day 303
]
Honeydew,
We received your letters and pictures in the previous batch of fanmail. Gadget was grateful. Only you could be still looking after the kids all the way from Hellsalem's lot.
Since you have been gone, Shark has also been transferred. I'm hoping this mail system will be able to reach her as well though I don't trust anything the producers gave us with a ten-foot pole. I will let you know the results.
As for the latest unit gossip, it appears Angel and Shogun are now a thing. Among a variety of other relationships that have sprung up like daisies that would probably drive you to drink. Great for ratings though. FiN has never had so many late night visitors. You probably escaped just in time to spare your sanity and blood pressure.
Otherwise the unit is doing as well as it can in your absence.
My regards to you and yours. Except Zapp. Tell him to fuck off.
Intensity
[ There was a P.S. here that was blotted out aggressively with the same colored pen, making whatever was written there illegible. ]